Insane Couple Arrested For Selling Illegal Tickets Direct To Heaven | Vosena News

Insane Couple Arrested For Selling Illegal Tickets Direct To Heaven

Wonders shall never end ogaa ooh! A couple in Florida, Tito and Amanda Watts, were arrested a few days ago for selling “golden tickets to heaven” to hundreds of people.

They sold the tickets on the street for €85.47 (ksh 10,093) per ticket according to today’s exchange rate. The couple told buyers the tickets were made from sold gold and that each ticket reserved the buyer a precious spot in heaven. In simple words the buyers after buying a ticket  they were to present it at the gates and you are in ready to shake hands with Moses and Nebuchadnezzar.

Tito Watts said in his police statement:

I do not care what the police say. The tickets are solid gold. And it was Jesus who gave them to me behind the KFC and told me to sell them so I could get some money to go to outer space.

Tito continued with his statement;

I met an alien named Stevie who said if I got the cash together he would take me and my wife on his flying saucer to his planet that is entirely made of drugs.

You should arrest Jesus because he is the one that gave me the golden tickets. I am willing to wear a wire and set Jesus up.

And in a statement to the police given by Tito’s wife Amanda Watts she said;

We just wanted to leave earth and go to space and do drugs. I did not do anything, Tito sold the golden tickets that were to send buyers direct to heaven. I just watched.

Police said they confiscated over €8547 (ksh 1,009,315.23) in cash, drug paraphernalia and a baby alligator.

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